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We score your photo.Then we redo it.
The score and the diagnosis are free. The 4 retouched photos are paid.
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Your score out of 10, and what's wrong.
Glow-Up
4 photos remade from yours.
Pricing
The diagnosis is free. The photos are paid.
What's wrong, and why.
- Your score out of 10
- The flaw that costs the most points
- No signup
The photo you post afterwards.
- 4 photos remade from yours
- The full roast and advice
- Your profile bio, rewritten
- Why you got that score
The Glow-Up comes after the score, on your own photo. One payment, no subscription.
Frequently Asked Questions
Drop your photo, get a score out of 10 and the diagnosis: what's wrong, and why. Lighting, framing, expression, background, clothing. Twenty seconds, no signup.
The score, the flaw that costs the most points and the score breakdown are free. The Glow-Up is paid: 4 retouched versions of your own photo, the full roast and advice, a rewritten bio and the reasoning behind the score. One payment, no subscription.
A chatbot doesn't know what's wrong with your photo. We analyse it first, then ask for that exact flaw to be fixed. In our tests, a retouch driven by the diagnosis gains two score points where a generic one gains one.
Yes. The Glow-Up's LinkedIn style puts your photo on a neutral background, in professional clothes, with even light. The free analysis judges your photo as it is, whatever you use it for.
Yes. The Dating style gives warm late-day light and a blurred outdoor background. We promise no extra matches: the photo is better lit and better framed, that is all. The rest is on you.
By default, your roast shows up in the public leaderboard, and your photo with its retouched versions can appear on the homepage. You can pull it from the leaderboard or delete it for good from its page, any time. Otherwise everything is erased after 30 days. The analysis runs on Google Gemini, which doesn't use your photos to train its models.
It follows a fixed grid — light, framing, expression, background — scored from 1 to 10. It's an opinion, not a measurement: two nearly identical photos can land a point apart. The tone is deliberately harsh. The grid isn't.
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We score your photo.Then we redo it.
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